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What to do at Wal-Mart if you're bored.
Topic Started: Feb 13 2005, 07:02 PM (1,122 Views)
yellowhairedguy20
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Ribbit

I got an email, and I thought it was pretty funny.

10 Things to do at Wal-Mart if you're bored:

1. Get cans of cat food and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
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Maximus Rogue
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I saw that before, in a e-mail.
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Meowth
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LMAO! Thats funny, this is the first time I have seen that, you could actually do it in most places, lol
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* Kabonkers
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D-Wade jumps high, like kabonkers!

that is great. i am actually going to do that cat food thing some time!
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Meowth
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Lol, I have actually moved one of the wet floor signs before, just not to a carpeted area
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yellowhairedguy20
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Ribbit

Yeah, the cat food one does sound pretty fun!!!
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* Kabonkers
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D-Wade jumps high, like kabonkers!

dang! i was just at walmart 10 mins ago, and i forgot to do it!
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Maximus Rogue
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Mostly when they say wet floor there barely even wet.
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Rockman
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cause it drys by the time you get there. plus who wants to pick up the signs? its a hassle.

once i set all the alarms at 2 minute intervals. and someone caught me doing it. he told me to leave and unplugged all the alarms. poo.
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kidd
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."


Lol, I really wonder what the employee would do, probably go like, "what the heck is that?"

I've actually done that before, but not polka station, must any stating and turned it off and put it at full blast. Never knew what happened tho. :lol: [/color]
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Maximus Rogue
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Its better if you throw condoms in their cart when there not looking...Like do it to a 60 yr old man
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LOL He would probably be wondering how condoms got into his cart.

"We have a spill on aisle 9!!"

Have you ever seen how messy some Wal-Mart stores can be?

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Maximus Rogue
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I live in one :'(
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* Kabonkers
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heh, that condumb thing is funny. but better yet, do it to a 70 year old man! lol
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Even better...a 85 yr old man :o
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